Today, on July 6, Kevin Hart turns 38. He is an actor, writer, producer, comedian, athlete, entrepreneur, and literally everything else. He is one of Hollywood's biggest superstars and is probably one of the world's most motivating individuals. If you follow Kevin like I do, you would understand how amazing his work ethic is. From waking up early and being in the gym at 6:00 in the morning to go to fittings, photoshoots, press runs, and spending long evenings on set, one might wonder how he does it all. Regardless, it is a motivational tactic that makes you want to get off your ass and simply do the work. In honor of his birthday, we rank Kevin's stand up specials from OUR favorite to our least favorite. Every special is quotable. Check out the rankings and let us know if you agree or not.
1. Kevin Hart: Laugh at My Pain (2011)
How could the introduction of Alright, Alright, Alrighhttt NOT be number one. There are so many jokes in this one. Also, we cannot forget about the resurgence of Uncle Richie Jr., and Kevin "fucking the shit" out of the stool in one minute. Iconic Joke: Stay in your financial lane. Don't come past the second step. If my credit declines, tell me bitch, not everybody I'm with. Pineapples!
2. Kevin Hart: Let Me Explain (2013)
Let's get fire on these bitches one time. Shoutout to all the deer bra and the crazy ass women. "Don't act like I'm fucking crazy." Head movements and all. You know who put that regular gas in the car, that regular ass bitch you was with. Iconic Joke: You got me fucked up. We got his ass now! WE GOT HIS ASS NOW. You ever see a woman go from frantic to calm? Like real fast. At this point, I could quote the whole special.
3. Kevin Hart: Seriously Funny (2010)
This stand up got many kids in trouble at school. I cannot count how many times we recited,"2+2 not knowing what the fuck it is bitch! Long titty no nipple having' ass bitch." Y'all know the rest. Imma beat my dick, Imma beat my dick. Where the laptop at? Where the laptop at?
Iconic Joke: "Boy I told you to say seven curse words you said 76 of 'em." "You are something else. You are really something else."
4. Kevin Hart: I'm A Grown Little Man (2009)
WHO THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU TALKIN' TO? Amazing jokes for his first stand-up. I love how he incorporated his babies. And his gym commentary, once you met your requirement - YOU WON. "Why are you big and working at T-Mobile." 😂 Iconic Joke: You ain't gone do shittt, nigga.
5. Kevin Hart: What Now? (2016)
Let all dads know that Cyrus (Siri) is not a real person and he doesn't wake up by you shaking the phone. A raccoon shot at me twice, grabbed his dick, and disappeared into the dark.
Iconic Joke: Animals vs. Loved One? The animal wins every time.
"Don't make me laugh." Thank you for making us laugh for all of these years Kevin. Happy Birthday!
original post - 7.6.17